On attempting to fly on my broomstick tonight Though I tried and I tried,I just couldn't take flight
And tonight of all nights my old broom playing up
When I'm a contender for the witches gold cup
A prestige's award yes I've been nominated
so please understand why I'm feeling frustrated
After many a year wishing and praying
Finally tonight I could have been saying
Who I'd like to thank...then I'd start to cry
This dream wont come true if old broomy wont fly
Now I remember,my stupid old cat
today peed on my broomstick and all over my hat
I'll cast her a spell my old broom I will dry
and as quick as a flash We'll be ready to fly
